The tragedy of wishful thinking

Or why cookies don’t make you thin

This is who I am, really

It’s everywhere

Watching porn and eating cookies will not get you there

Writer | Ottawa. Books include Épître aux tartempions, Le national-syndicalisme, Down the Road Never Travelled, Not Just for Kicks, Le livre Uber (upcoming).

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