Rendre folks super confortables

Comme quoi on peut être simultaneously klutzy and beautiful.

Brigitte Pellerin
3 min readMar 29, 2022

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(Also available in audio format, narrated by me.)

This story is part of / cette histoire fait partie du Project 523.

(Artist/artiste: R. Robson)

You’re not supposed to look at your phone when you cross a big downtown street, but you know how it is and please don’t judge me. L’urgence présumée de la situation et le petit bing annoncant l’arrivée d’un message sans doute unimportant and next thing you know —

Patatras, quelle collision gênante. D’où il sort, lui, au juste? Just a second ago there was nobody there. La journée était belle et le centre-ville pépère.

Well, maybe not that quiet. Lunch-goers had mostly returned to the office, with only a few stragglers keeping the seats warm at the dozen or so restaurants around the Courthouse square. Des gens qui ne semblaient pas pressés du tout de retourner au bureau, et qui se savaient libres de prendre leur temps. The South at its languorous best.

The gregarious parking attendant on Clinton, who never misses a chance to smile and ask how your day is going, was busy handing people their change, and making them feel like they were about to have the best afternoon of their lives. On néglige trop souvent les gens comme lui, qu’on prend pour acquis, comme la peinture sur le béton. Et pourtant, sans eux, rien ne fonctionnerait et on serait tous comme des robots pris dans des engrenages de productivité sans autre but que d’engranger de l’argent.

Sur le moment, juste là, encore sous le choc d’avoir pratiquement éternué sur cet étranger who vaguely smells like One by Calvin Klein, I’m nearly ready to melt. And not in a good way either.

Et il est beau en plus, dammit. Vêtu comme un avocat ou un agent immobilier, veston pressé, open collared shirt, shoes polished just so.

Je me confonds en excuses. Sort of a cross between an apology and a justification for my étourderie qui m’agaçerait royalement si la situation était inversée .

You’re fine, qu’il dit.

You can tell a lot about a people by what they say when you apologize to them for your klutziness. Dans…

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Brigitte Pellerin

Writer | Ottawa. Books include Épître aux tartempions, Le national-syndicalisme, Down the Road Never Travelled, Not Just for Kicks and Le livre Uber.