When the easiest part of your PhD is mastering Lacan, you know you’ve got a problem. Fortunately there’s always Guinness. Nobody ever goes to England for the warmth. I brought mine with me. And so did she. I came from Montréal, she from Brazil. I don’t remember her name. Only how she felt. Dancing, I like to say, is the body laughing. At least when it’s done well. Sometimes, when…